keepcalm-and-carpediem:

secretsbest:

doctor fucking minaj……-.-

magical fucking homosexual. fuck yeah.

lana del cis bitch!

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Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!

rupertwarbler:

louistomlinsoncantakemehome:

theshadowwalkingnobody:

natsu-salamander-dragneel:

I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.

wtf did I just do?

Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O

whooooaaa

WHAT THE HELL O.O

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lololololol c:

lololololol c:

(Source: typac)

Strike out everything you’ve done.

Had Beer

Smoked an entire cigarette

Done drugs.

Writen on a bathroom wall.

Read a George Orwell book. 

Had a physical fight.

Used Twitter.

Listened to Lady Gaga

Been in a car accident. 

Gotten suspended.

Gotten expelled.

Been allergic to something.

Got a computer virus.

Touched a real gun.

Had a dog.

Had a cat.

Been pregnant.

Camped out

Swam in the ocean.

Wore a bikini.

Driven a car

Been sent to the principal.

Ever liked someone.

Failed a class. 

Failed a test.

Went to summer school. 

Got worse than a D

Got A’s, A’s and B’s.

Read an entire book.

Recorded my own music. 

Had an xbox.

Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.

Wore fishnets. 

Wore skinny jeans.

Hated someone.

Been cheated on.

Cheated on someone.

Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.

Worn makeup.

Lied to my parents about where I was going.

Had surgery.

Had my license. 

Been to college.

Graduated high school.

Attempted suicide.

Self harmed.

Worn colored contacts.

Painted my nails black.

Broken someone’s heart. 

Had my heart broken.

Cried for an hour straight.

Lost something very valuable.

Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. 

Broke a bone.

Gotten stung by a bee

Eaten something bad/expired.

Threw up from being so drunk.

Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.

Danced with someone of the same sex.

Owned an ipod

Danced with someone of the opposite sex. 

Owned an iphone.

Fell for a best friend.

Stole a friend’s significant other.

Went far away from home for more than a week.

Moved out.

Ran away. 

Had a job.

Been fired.

Lied to a friend.

Lied to a family member.

Had a Facebook.

Posted a video on Youtube. 

Started a rumor about someone.

Talked bad about someone.

Dropped out of school.

Deliberately failed a test. ?

Been skinny dipping.

Counted to a million.

Counted to a thousand.

Ate rabbit meat.

Ate duck meat.

Had fast food.

Been to Church.

Been to Canada. 

Been married.

Had a divorce.

Broke a glass.

Hugged someone today.

Texted someone today.

Received a phone call today.

Threw something out of the window. 

Ignored a text from someone on purpose.

Wish you were somebody else

Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.

Kissed someone

Been to a concert

Seen your favorite band live 

Met a celebrity

Met your favorite band

Own more than 10 CD’s

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i laughed for about 5 minutes. not kidding.   now my stomach hurts and i have abs ;)

ilikwafflesgir:

sameshitdifferentday-:

heartattackinredhairdye:

johnnykenneally:

The yellow one looks high as fuck.

reblogging for the yellow one

 ^^

“THE YELLOW ONE” excuse me that crazy ass nigga is motherfucking LA-LA. u respect that ho

 dying at the above comment

^^^ for the comments

christopherandtheworld:

hopeless-lullaby:

deepinsiide:

BEST F****** POST EVER

In the end, everyone grows up. Except for one,

Reblogging for this ^